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Back in high school, stuggs:
I cunt-punched one of my classmates that called my mom a cock-sucking cunt.
This is epic.
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i’m getting my shit down to Florida. i mean
Florida has zombies.
i say
YES.
i’m getting my shit down to Florida.
i mean
Florida has zombies.
i say
YES.
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Viruses like dicks.
me: //trying to eat a burger with fake fangs in// fuck. this is too hard. sam, get me a hotdog.
Ee: it's easier for him to eat things that look like penises.
me: ... what?
Ee: viruses like dicks.
sam: LOL.
me: truth.
Ee: i honestly thought you'd refuse that statement.
me: no.
Ee: hm?
me: well, we're friends, aren't we?
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this train is for smart children.
((Ee and i were on the train - Ee was dressed as a werewolf, i was dressed as EPIdemic)).
me: Ee and I are littermates.
little kid: what's that?
me: we're from the same litter.
little kid: is that some kind of gay thing?
me: ...
Ee: he's onto you, Lou.
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just spent 4 hours being painted and dressed and prosthesthis-ised to look like EPIdemic/
